How to Seduce Each Zodiac Sign

theartistictvshowaddict:

theartistictvshowaddict:

Aries: Food

Taurus: Food

Gemini: Food

Cancer: Food

Leo: Food

Virgo: Food

Libra: Food

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Food

Capricorn: Food

Aquarius: Food

Pisces: Food

One of these is not like the others

(Source: napoleptic)

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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whickedisgood:

This is all I saw in this screencap…

whickedisgood:

This is all I saw in this screencap…

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We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided

(Source: peterparquill)

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Steter Prompt

cywscross:

When the Nogitsune possesses Stiles, it thinks its host is an annoying little shit, always jabbering on about how it shouldn’t go around killing the pathetic humans, and never giving up on fighting it for the body no matter how many times he fails.  But also too, it has to admit that the kid is more of a fox than actual kitsune – clever and devious with a penchant for mischief and a ruthless protective streak a mile wide for those he considers his – and it can’t help but like the boy as well.  Enough to reconsider its life choices and offer Stiles a deal – Stiles lets it stick around and enjoy the natural bloody chaos that is Beacon Hills, and in exchange, it’ll stop causing madness and mayhem.  It’s not like this town needs a demon fox’s help to produce blood and body bags all on its own anyway.  Stiles eventually, grudgingly agrees because it’s better than staying at odds with a thousand-year-old spirit.  The Nogitsune doesn’t actually care if anyone besides Stiles dies, but Stiles cares, and the little brat has the irritating tendency to nag until the Nogitsune gives in, plus saving people for a living also means that it gets the opportunity to kill things, so, cue werefox!Stiles, Nogitsune style.  Soon, the two of them are tag-teaming all the monsters and hunters who think it’s a good idea to set their sights on Beacon Hills, and when the Pack finds out, they’re practically bros by then, always arguing but still bros, and nobody thinks this new dynamic is even a remotely good idea, not even Peter who is definitely not okay with the Nogitsune getting its claws into Stiles who’s supposed to be his.  The Nogitsune thinks the werewolf’s jealousy is hilarious, and if it has to approve of anyone courting Stiles, it would have to be Peter, who – as far as the Nogitsune can see – is the only one who fully appreciates what the boy can do even without the upgrades that the Nogitsune shares with him.  But seriously, Stiles is an idiot who thinks Peter is only creeping on him even harder because of his new powers, and the Nogitsune is certain that Stiles-and-Peter will either be the best entertainment it’s had in centuries, or the sexual tension and pigtail-pulling will drive it to an early grave.  Either way, the Nogitsune wouldn’t want to miss this for the world, so it’s lucky that it didn’t go through with its previous plans of killing everyone. 

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

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